"Ids in here, Thid id where id rethides!"

Boys and Girls the following Karlism will take a little bit of visualization on your part and possibly a little bit of imagination, but if you do not have the ability to do either you may want to download the sermon from Sunday night and wait until you hear "Ids in here, Thid id where id rethides!"

But on to those who can visualize, there was Karl in all of his graceful bald glory, lights glistening of his forehead, his voice a cool collected tone of intent, the words flowed from his mouth as if a symphony had just played them into existence. He was in his stride, he had found his groove, and many other cliches I dont care to mention, and it happened, he stuck out his tongue and pointed at his mouth and with all the elogance of an hippo in a mini skirt at a ballrom dance competition uttered these words (the translated version) "It's in here, this is where it resides".

And so I present you with the Karlism of the Day: "Ids in here, Thid id where id rethides!"

My Favorite Karlisms Word Yet!

Today ladies and gentlemen I would like to present you with the word DIATRIBE, now I am of the understanding that in Africa the word DIATRIBE is a reference to any tribe of PYGMY'S. Why you ask because when the Cannibals decide to go out for dinner and they want to watch how many calories that they take in, instead of eating a normal meal consisting of average size men and women they go off of Jenny Craigs charts and they have the DIATRIBE dinner.

Now in other parts of tribal based countries DIATRIBE has the same base meaning but has been turned into a slang word for the Skinny malnurished women of opposing tribes. You would hear such smack talk as "If I need a Golf Club I'll stub your DIATRIBE Wife's big toe and grab her by the neck," or "Dude your Diatriabe of a girlfriend blends in perfect with the tall grass." Now I do not condone these acts of aggression I am merely a purveyor of facts.